Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize