Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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