I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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