Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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