FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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