She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
