Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Randomize
