Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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