the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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