Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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