Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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