1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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