no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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