I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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