i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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