Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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