last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
And then he peed in my hair
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