are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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