But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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