You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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