Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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