you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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