She's JV to your varsity
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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