woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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