Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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