Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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