theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
dude i'm inner monologue high
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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