Buhtt sex?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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