i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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