You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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