there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
ok first of all what the fuck
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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