Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Randomize
