Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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