thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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