is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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