You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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