I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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