Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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