Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
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Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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