No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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