i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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