Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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