is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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