Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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