A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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