At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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