This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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