I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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