i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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