I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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