Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize
