I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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