Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
