Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Help. Why am I so naked?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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