The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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