i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
