I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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