pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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