): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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