And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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